Difference is the mackems have something to play for (clinging on to premiership) while our midfield doesn’t know what to do without Cabaye and the players wonder what the point is. Effort and passion, why bother when there’s no ambition? Get out of our club you cockney bastard, and wanker Kinnear (couldn’t sign an autograph). #nufc

[Pissed Off]

World Cup draw. Here we go…

Italy
Costa Rica
Uruguay

Arrrgggg

[Nervous]

Well at least someone won tonight; Europe take the Mosconi Cup, with a day to spare!

[Happier]

Tonight I find myself remembering two women. Jan, for the pumpkins we carved to show each other, no matter how far apart. And mam, for the text that came every year, a little pun for the night, “Hello Ian” 🙂

[Spooky]

FFS. How the fuck. Worse team won. Come on February so can teach the relegated bastards a lesson

Haway lads, let’s hammer the mackem filth

I noticed at lunchtime that all the Boris Bikes have unique numbers printed on them. So now I’m wondering where the Bike Spotters are…

[Amused]

When I log onto my online banking part of the security, after I’ve entered my password, is to ask for three characters from my “memorable phrase”. 20% of the time when it asks for e.g. the third character I enter C, because that’s the third letter of the alphabet…

[Feeling stupid]

Due to a damaged cable somewhere in the outside world our office has had no internet connection (or telephones) for very nearly a week now. BT taking their good time as usual. At least the lack of emails means things are quiet!

[Annoyed]