Legendary #TFIFriday. That’s how you do proper tele (if you ignore the Lewis Boring Hamilton bit—should have just had Shaun on). Bring it back!

Why is it you can always find every type of cable but the one you want?

[Annoyed]

Just noticed the outcry over changes to Cadbury Cream Eggs. I’ve resisted them so far this year, despite their appearance in shops being my personal sign that Christmas has arrived. If half of what I’m reading is true then this is a national disgrace. It was bad enough they changed the shape of Dairy Milk but this, this is a total outrage!!! War may be declared.

[Angry]

Things probably not in the job description: Helping to wind the mechanism of an old cattle market clock.

Exactly what colour is “diary grey”? Sigh.

[Confused]