Legendary #TFIFriday. That’s how you do proper tele (if you ignore the Lewis Boring Hamilton bit—should have just had Shaun on). Bring it back!

I’ve decided there should be bubble wrap condoms

Why is it you can always find every type of cable but the one you want?

[Annoyed]

If you must keep me on hold playing dreary music please don’t keep interrupting to play a recording saying how important my call is and apologise. Every time the music cuts out and I hear a voice I get excited I may be about to speak to a real human…

[Grrrr]

Just noticed the outcry over changes to Cadbury Cream Eggs. I’ve resisted them so far this year, despite their appearance in shops being my personal sign that Christmas has arrived. If half of what I’m reading is true then this is a national disgrace. It was bad enough they changed the shape of Dairy Milk but this, this is a total outrage!!! War may be declared.

[Angry]

Reviewing an IT quotation for a school project we’re working on, the specialist has allowed for something listed as an Elmo Visualiser. Sadly, this has little to do with showing a muppet 🙁

[Amused]