Mmm Skyscraper I Love You : And I’m in the dark, in your room, making love; lying half sleeping, the beat flowing through. Probably not the best thing to try listening to while supposed to be working.

Twenty-three years since the KLF* Well, technically The K Foundation, but you know burned a million quid. Just mentioning because, you know, 2017 needs this sort of thing.

Coloured Impressed

OCS in fine form

Front And Centre

OCS in fine form

We went to see Ocean Colour Scene at the Hammersmith Apollo, which had become strangely all seater for the event. They were supported by the rather good Cupids who were quite rocking. There was also a little guest appearance by a certain Paul Weller, which was nice I suppose.

Highlight was definitely OCS though. We were blown away.

Cupids

Paul Weller

Ocean Colour Scene

Front And Centre

In Red

Raise A Glass

Under The Spotlight

Be Good. Be Good. Be Good.

I was going to say this had better be good but, actually, you’re following Blade Runner. This had better be awesome.

The trailer does feel like the right world, and Vengelis may not be doing the sound track but Jóhann Jóhannsson is obviously heavily riffing on his score.

Arrives , despite the trailer end getting me momentarily excited for June (damn, US time formats)

Dangerous Sticker

So, this is Heather’s niece’s Evie’s birthday present (she’s one!). Note the sticker in the middle:

A vtech toy for ages 12 to 36 months

Crazy Legs Learning Bug

A vtech toy for ages 12 to 36 months

It reads “For your child’s safety, please remove and discard this label before inserting the spinning baby bug [whatever one of those is!]”.

Surely if the sticker wasn't there at all it wouldn't be dangerous and need removing

Self Refering Sticker

Surely if the sticker wasn’t there at all it wouldn’t be dangerous and need removing

Which begs the question, why not simply not put a label there to be dangerous in the first place.