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Adventing

It’s the end of November, which can only mean one thing. Advent Calendar time!


A Good Start

Chocolate, a game, and a joke!

A great start with chocolate, a little game, and a joke! What should you do if you find a snake in your bed? Sleep somewhere else!

Raisins

Because my Heather loves me!

Ahh, a little box of raisins (an old, old tradition). And some m&ms. Plus another joke (actually rather good I thought) Why are chocolate buttons rude? Because they are nude Smarties!

A Full Day

Whistle, chocolate, sweets and of course a joke

More chocolate, some shrimps and banananas sweets, and a christmas whistle! Today’s joke: What is green and stands in the corner? A naughty frog!

Chocolate Laden Day

M and Ms and a Milky Way (plus joke of course)

A little Milky Way and some M&Ms in a chocolate laden window. Name a car that starts with ‘T’ Cars cant’ start with tea, only petrol

Day Five

Chocolate, toy, and joke

Chocolate (I though the Twix looked like it’s wearing a Santa’s hat), a spinning top (I’ve still got one from last year somewhere!) and of course, a joke: What do you call two robbers? A pair of knickers!

Gingie!

A tasty minifig, tasty chocolate, and a tasty joke!

Yey, Lego! A very tasty minifig. And some tasty chocolate. And a joke. How do you spell hungry horse with just four letters? MTGG

Brick Sharpener

A Lego themed pencil sharpener, chocolate, and joke

Oh, a Lego themed bit of stationery! And chocolate. And today’s joke: Where are English kings and queens normally crowned? On their heads

Boing!

More shrimps and bananas plus a springy alien!

A bouncy alien springy thing, as is tradition! The joke: What is an ig?? An Eskimo’s house without a loo!

Choco Time

Galaxy and Milky Way

A chocolatey day with a little Galaxy and Milky Way. Is it a joke or a riddle? What travels around the world yet stays in one corner? A postage stamp

More Chocolate

And a classic joke

Another chocolate day, with M&Ms and Malteser,and a classic joke Two goldfish in a tank. One says to the other ‘Do you know how to drive this thing?’

Porky!

That’s not all though, it’s only the 10th

Porky Pig in Lego form! Plus M&Ms. Today’s joke is good: What lies in a pram and wobbles? A jelly baby

Sweets Day

And a little bit of chocolate

Sweets and chocolate—a traditional advent yield. What is the difference between a bottle of medicine and a rug? One is shaken and taken, the other is taken and shaken

A Bounty Of Sweets

Yum

More sweeties and chocolate! Yummy. What do you call a man with jelly in one ear and sponge in the other? A trifle deaf.

Snake!

And some raisins

It’s a “magic” snake. I never was much good a magic tricks! And some raisins. What kind of lighting did Noah use on the ark? Floodlights!

Little Penguin Puppet

And chocolate

A little finger puppet penguin to keep me company. What is a barbecue? A row of men waiting to have their hair cut

Cant' Adult

Not today

I can’t adult today says the pin badge. True most days. What is black and white and noisy? A zebra with a drum kit!

Rubber

Chocolate

A Lego themed rubber to go with the pencil sharpener. Back to the world of riddles for today’s joke What can you break without even touching it? A promise

Chocolate Day

More chocolate to scoff

Chocolate, chocolate, chocolate. Nom nom nom. Why aren’t horses well dressed? Because they wear shoes but non socks

Sticky Creature!

It is a great tradition

Yey, the sticky creature as tradition. Shortly after the photo thrown on the living room door, where it’s still stuck. Why can’t a bike stand up by itself? It’s too tired!

Choco And Bananas

A great combo

More sweets and chocolate to eat! Joke was quite good: What do you get if you cross an orange with a comedian? Peels of laughter

Chocs

M&Ms and Galaxy

Choco time again! Why did the footballer take a rope on the pitch? Because he was the skipper!

Another Squishy

Looks well endowed

Another sticky creature. The appendages make it look like a rather well hung gentleman What kind of bow is hard to tie? A rainbow

Raisins

And chocolate

Another little box of raisins 🙂 And a little Bounty What do you get if you cross a hedgehog with a giraffe? A very long toothbrush

Monkeys!

They tumble and fumble

Monkeys! They tumble around and want to stand on their head more than their feet! Didn’t photograph the joke as it got retrieved late! “Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I’m invisible.” “Who said that!”

The Claw

Alien and Love Hearts

Yey, little Lego Toy Story alien. And Love Hearts! What did the pencil say to the rubber? Take me to your ruler.

Bumper Haul

Lots of things for Christmas Day!

Yes there’s more, because it’s the best advent calendar in the world. And a bumper Christmas Day door. A little sign, some Lego, sweets and a loving duck. Why are four legged animals such poor dancers? Because they have two left feet.

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