It’s the end of November, which can only mean one thing. Advent Calendar time!
A great start with chocolate, a little game, and a joke! What should you do if you find a snake in your bed? Sleep somewhere else!
Ahh, a little box of raisins (an old, old tradition). And some m&ms. Plus another joke (actually rather good I thought) Why are chocolate buttons rude? Because they are nude Smarties!
More chocolate, some shrimps and banananas sweets, and a christmas whistle! Today’s joke: What is green and stands in the corner? A naughty frog!
A little Milky Way and some M&Ms in a chocolate laden window. Name a car that starts with ‘T’ Cars cant’ start with tea, only petrol
Chocolate (I though the Twix looked like it’s wearing a Santa’s hat), a spinning top (I’ve still got one from last year somewhere!) and of course, a joke: What do you call two robbers? A pair of knickers!
Yey, Lego! A very tasty minifig. And some tasty chocolate. And a joke. How do you spell hungry horse with just four letters? MTGG
Oh, a Lego themed bit of stationery! And chocolate. And today’s joke: Where are English kings and queens normally crowned? On their heads
A bouncy alien springy thing, as is tradition! The joke: What is an ig?? An Eskimo’s house without a loo!
A chocolatey day with a little Galaxy and Milky Way. Is it a joke or a riddle? What travels around the world yet stays in one corner? A postage stamp
Another chocolate day, with M&Ms and Malteser,and a classic joke Two goldfish in a tank. One says to the other ‘Do you know how to drive this thing?’
Porky Pig in Lego form! Plus M&Ms. Today’s joke is good: What lies in a pram and wobbles? A jelly baby
Sweets and chocolate—a traditional advent yield. What is the difference between a bottle of medicine and a rug? One is shaken and taken, the other is taken and shaken
More sweeties and chocolate! Yummy. What do you call a man with jelly in one ear and sponge in the other? A trifle deaf.
It’s a “magic” snake. I never was much good a magic tricks! And some raisins. What kind of lighting did Noah use on the ark? Floodlights!
A little finger puppet penguin to keep me company. What is a barbecue? A row of men waiting to have their hair cut
I can’t adult today says the pin badge. True most days. What is black and white and noisy? A zebra with a drum kit!
A Lego themed rubber to go with the pencil sharpener. Back to the world of riddles for today’s joke What can you break without even touching it? A promise
Chocolate, chocolate, chocolate. Nom nom nom. Why aren’t horses well dressed? Because they wear shoes but non socks
Yey, the sticky creature as tradition. Shortly after the photo thrown on the living room door, where it’s still stuck. Why can’t a bike stand up by itself? It’s too tired!
More sweets and chocolate to eat! Joke was quite good: What do you get if you cross an orange with a comedian? Peels of laughter
Choco time again! Why did the footballer take a rope on the pitch? Because he was the skipper!
Another sticky creature. The appendages make it look like a rather well hung gentleman What kind of bow is hard to tie? A rainbow
Another little box of raisins 🙂 And a little Bounty What do you get if you cross a hedgehog with a giraffe? A very long toothbrush
Monkeys! They tumble around and want to stand on their head more than their feet! Didn’t photograph the joke as it got retrieved late! “Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I’m invisible.” “Who said that!”
Yey, little Lego Toy Story alien. And Love Hearts! What did the pencil say to the rubber? Take me to your ruler.
Yes there’s more, because it’s the best advent calendar in the world. And a bumper Christmas Day door. A little sign, some Lego, sweets and a loving duck. Why are four legged animals such poor dancers? Because they have two left feet.